When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.
I tried for the 8 seconds, and the bitch got me off.
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A quarter life crisis is a crisis that happens when you are in or around the ages of 15 to 20.
Some signs may be cutting or drinking
There is blood on the floor little janey must be going through her quarterlife crisis
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a retarded randy is someone who thinks hes cool but trips or eats crap infront of public
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He is a mediocre 1b and OF for the redsox. He normally has a better second half of a season than a first.
Kevin Millar has hit 3 homeruns tonight
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Smut Monkey. Can't keep themselves out of the gutter.
I was really looking forward to my dinner before that yggdrasill opened their gob
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Possibly false, or suspicious
"that rolex looks a little ziggity man, are you sure that mexican on the street was an authorized dealer?"
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The coolest, funniest, most unique person in North Carolina(Thats Not saying much cuz NC blowz). Also has the coolest friends imaginable.i.e. Meredith,Aimee,and lots of guyz named Chris.
kid 1- iz Cavillea around?
kid 2-nope
kid 1- Then I'm leaving. Cavillea's awesome.
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