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pimpwhore

Ryan Guthrie

You're such a pimpwhore

by Nick June 10, 2003


aww shit

Used when one is about to have somehting bad happen to them, or has found out something very bad.

Aww shit! I left my money at home!

by Nick November 4, 2003

76πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Bajobas

Used the same way as the word things, but sounds mor erotic than it really is.

Hey man, you done with that bajoba?

dude, put your bajobas away!

I love those little bajobs..

by Nick December 10, 2003

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Shopping Cart

Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.

"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."

by Nick February 5, 2004

50πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


>

right (as in left right)

OLD
**turn to your right**
NEW
**turn to your >**

by Nick February 18, 2005

30πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


anal orbit

The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.

Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.

by Nick March 28, 2004

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


last call girl

A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.

When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.

by Nick February 15, 2004

35πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž