Shakespear

Common mis-spelling of William Shakespeare
See Shakespeare

You forgot the e, genius.

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SPORS

Stupid Person On Rental Skis (or snowboard, they are generaly the people who cant ski for shit and end up making the slopes even more dangerous and chaotic

person 1 "man look at those SPORS"
person 2 " ya they should go back to vail or aspen where they belong"
peson 1 "ya if one of them hits me i am so going vail style on their ass!"

(see vail style)

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box

Taters 83 ford fairmont. FEAR THE BOX CHEVY BOY!! Full tube chassis with a turbocharged 472 cubic inch ford big block. 1500 horsepower.

Tators out cruisin in the box again. shit!!! he just ate that blown camaro away. Did you hear that... I think that guy is crying because that turbo displaces more air than his entire engine.

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flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

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lip

when a damn fool hits a blunt and slobbers all over the thing like a jackass

"yo johnny stop lippen that damn blunt fool"

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mando

the short form of the proper name Amanda. Amanda likes piercings. Amamda hates pie. Amanda is crazy and we like her that way.

Hey Mando, What's up?

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utah

45th state in the Union.
Settled by Mormons in 1847.
Home of the 4 m's
Mormons
Meth Labs
Mountains
Mini Vans
Capital City is Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City was host of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games

"Greatest Snow on Earth"

Yes, you can get a drink in Utah

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