water sprinkler

The patriarch of all the lame, white male teenager dance moves that are commonly seen today in clubs and parties. Rumored to have been invented by some Irish guy named Cormac in the mid 1980's at a frat house in Boston, Massachusetts. To perform the move successfully, bend one arm at the elbow and place your hand/fist on the very back of your head. Hold the opposite arm straight out to the side. Leaning back slightly, bring the elbow of your bent arm rapidly to and from the tip of your nose, while simultaneous moving the outstretched towards the front of your body in equal increments the coincide with the flapping of the opposite arm. Do this until the outstretched arm cannot go across your body any further, then return to the original position and repeat as many times as needed to totally turn off a member of the oposite sex. If performed correctly, however, can look remarkably similar to a real like water sprinkler.

"Ian, thinking that just shuffling his feet was going to make him look like an idiot on the dance floor, pulled out all the stops and gambled with a water sprinkler to make the ladies notice him. Consequently, two minutes later, Rasheed is bumping and grinding with a bevy of white girls to pick and choose from, while Ian is outside hailing a cab, cursing the day he was born."

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tapout

What one does when they roll with Nick.

Wes, what happened when you rolled with Nick?

I had to tapout because he is the man.

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dickness

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.

He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.

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1st base

To make out or French kiss.

After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth.

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love nest

A hairy pussy so hairy it looks like a nest .

Holy shit she had a nest down there i thought something was gonna pop out !!

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Yatrikitis

One who has lost the ability to control their flatulance in frequency, setting, and decibel level. There is no known cure for this disease, but dietary changes may help.

Brian realized that he had contracted Yatrikitis when he let fly a 20 second rapid fire fart in the midst of dancing at a social gathering.

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pupaa

A womans sexual reproductive entrance.

I put my weiner in her pupaa!

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