Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

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positive

a positive person is one who has confirmed by way of a blood test that they have been infected with the hiv virus; the very virus that causes AIDS.

I was at a casino and this chick wanted to bang me. She said, "Hey, we can do it, but I am positive, are ayou?" She also referrenced that she liked it up the back.

I didn't know what she meant by positive so I declined. Fortunatley I did not bang her in the ass as she would have infected me with the virus that causes AIDS.

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Awesomer

Noun. Derivative of "Awesome", used to assert ones awesome, or the awesome of an object. No to be confused with the adjective "awesomer".

I'm awesomer.

This pie is awesomer, get your mum to bake some more.

Your armpits are anything but awesomer.

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Gregson

A dreadful "community based" club in Lancaster where it is possible to find the very worst of the irritating middle class, over-educated, "alternative" and politically correct inhabitants of that town along with their hideous offspring.
Even though it seems to be, and would like to be thought of, as a haven for "good people", in reality it is Gregson uber alles.
Cheap to hire though.

"I liked the look of her until she opened her mouth and then it was obvious she was from the Gregson"

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a lot of money

1. a term, in accounting, which defines any lot of money segregated by some means from other lots of money.

2. a term which defines a sum of money that is great and typically impresses those of lesser means. Commonly 381 dollars.

3. a large sum to common people.

1. If you have 2 dollars and separate that lot into 2 lots, each lot could contain 1 dollar or something like that.

2. I paid 381 dollars for my new car radio. Gee, that's a lot of money, I don't even have a car.

3. Modern researchers have determined that common people believe that 381 dollars is a lot of money and will do just about anything for it. see also green twinkie

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fashizzle

when you have comsumed all your weed and can't find anymore

damn no weed, fashizzle

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toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person

Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.

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