goof-ball

Someone who looks studpid while doing something......see goober

Kyle looks like a goof-ball on the knee board

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corncheck

To check for corn when having anal sex.
If corn is found on tip of penis when pulled out partner must have eaten corn

I pulled out and had to do a corncheck after travelin the hershey highway

breasticles

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.

"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"

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scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.

Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.

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a lick of piss

of low worth or without worth; of little or no use, importance, or value; good-for-nothing: a worthless person; a worthless contract.

Your ass isn't worth a lick of piss.

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fbg

a.k.a. fat bottomed girl, a women with wide, voluptuous, curvy, plump hips and ass. The kind of gal who screams squeeze my ass. A women, who, in springtime always makes the two letter word answer to the question "what's up dude?" start with the letter m and end in the e.

I love fbg, it gets my turtle rising.

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mamak

A street side restaurant found in Malaysia, Singapore and Indonesia, open 24 hours a day.

Lets have supper at the Mamak

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