flibble

A psychotic penguin hand puppet owned by a mad hologram named Rimmer.

"Mr Flibble is very cross..."

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shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

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snitch

n. vagina, vag, snatch, twat, beaver, roast beef, clam, mound, something.

I lost my mojo and went out on a bender in search of some snitch.

I ate snitch last night.

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bloob

A blob shaped like a boob.

Dude my jello looks like a bloob.

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lima

1.Acronym for Lost in Middle America.
2.City in Allen County, Ohio for which aforementioned acronym stands, the mascot of which is a middle-aged man in a giant lima bean costume.
3.Not your average Bean Town.

"The citizens of Lima were ecstatic when Wal-Mart opened a Super Center."

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boot

Term used in baseball when a player errors a ball whilst fielding.

I made it to first after the shortstop booted the ball.

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doll

term of greeting for stars of silver stairwells and red eyed carpet tiles; approved by homosexualists everywhere; see mox

pass us that emma bunting, doll

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