home run

to go all the way with

Last night I scored a home run with Lisa.

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fsck

(File System CHeck)

A command on UNIX servers. Meant to fix most file-related problems. Very useful :)

fsck is fun

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multiple orgasm

Something every man wishes he could achieve, and tries so desperatley, but usally fails, to give to his sexual partner.

I tried to give shirley multiple orgasms last night but I fell asleep,

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Spongebob Squarepants

A superisingly funny show on a childrens network. About a yellow sponge in pants living in Binki Bottom with frinds Patrik, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy. He is not to bright, and makes almost every situation funny.

Spongebob Squarepants is an ok show that can make almost anyone laugh one way or another.

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Shax

(Shit - Axe) The overwhelming, sense-attacking, smell that results from a rapid fire farting session, involving two or more males, which is then attempted to be covered up by spraying an inappropriately large amount of Axe spray deoderant.

Nick, after spraying Axe to cover up a recent farting session, realized only too late that no good would come of it... only the terrible Shax smell.

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Ephialtes

My name so get lost!

Ephialtes is cool

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goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

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