woo-woo

Gullible people. People who believe any conspiracy theory with bad proof. Also used to refer to the religious, esp. Christian Apologists.

"What is that woo-woo talking about now!"

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minkfloors

a floor you have had sex on

I was with this girl,and oh ya..theres a new minkfloor

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penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

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mafia

the people who really control the world we just dont know it.

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are real gangstas.
Don't FUCK wit us Italians

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milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

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George W. Bush

"The Idiot Son Of An Asshole."

This man bought his way through school even though he was a "C" average student. He uses God as a vote increase. This man will do anything for oil even if it involves sending soldiers to war for no reason. He is the unpresident.

1.George W. Bush Quote:
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve."
Nashua, NH 1/28/00

2. George W. Bush is to dumb to eat pretzels.

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Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

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