penguin-a-licious

The act of being as cool and witty as a penguin.

She is so not penguin-a-licious. Look at her shoes!

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fuckaroo

1 Derived from fuck, fuckeroo defines a very fucked up situation, as opposed to a fuckerii, wich would define a good situation. - from the book and movie by stephen king dremcatcher

1 After she pulled out the paddle in handcuffs in bed, the perfectly good fuckerii turned into a horrible fuckeroo.

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Salty

When something sucks; An unfortunate situation.

Your car got stolen? Salty...

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fowlplaychiken

a radically awesome member of the chiken_confederation, mostly confined to eve-online and pirates of the burning sea, and partially insane.

BAWK!

"BAWK" says the mighty chicken! fowlplaychiken, indeed!

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jimp

Jimp , A gimpy jew. Said first by me in 2001.

You f'ng jimp bastard!

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medicince

1. A commonly misspelled version of 'medicine' used most often on MySpace in referral to drugs of the illegal kind.

2. See http://www.myspace.com/blackashrose

Medicince is addicted to medicince.

Medicince is known to cause weird dreams and mindless rambling.

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Defcon 1

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

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