dry cheese

a VERY dry long fart that hurts the ass and smells like death

Oh my god!! DID YOU HEAR THAT DRY CHEESE?! MY ASS HURTS

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fat head

a large copius melonus

grant has a head like a watermelon

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connor it

verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.

The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."

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faen

Similar to the word FAN, however more derived from internet culture.

Hello faen!

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Click Spender

An online shopper. Taken from "Big Spender".

My mom is a major Click Spender.

samophlange

Technical sounding word made up to confuse the nubs.

Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working

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Blonde

girls that act stupid even if they dont have blonde hair have no common sense...has nothing to do with grade point average or how well they do in school

a girl taht trips and falls quite often and doesnt stay with or understand any words bigger than pronunciation

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