smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

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Ass tax

n. (1)Created while mispronouncing "brass tacks" as in "let's get down to brass tacks."
(2)tribute and/or payment paid by a hoe for said "ass", as per an exchange on the corner and given to her pimp when he does not directly benefit from such an exchange.

"You betta need to be payin me that ass tax!"

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twapper

One who twapps. Twapp- to relax index finger so that a flick of the arm and wrist will cause the index finger to whip forward.

He had a red mark on his arm from being twapped by his friend.

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bang out

1.A term used mostly by heterosexual males to describe engaging in sexual intercourse with a female or multiple females.
2.A term used to describe doing something quickly.

1.I'm gonna get drunk and bang out Jessica tonight.
2.I gotta bang out a term paper tonight.

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howay

English north east slang for "come on"

Howay son, you're holding us up

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paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

abbotsford ignorant

gays in vancouver use this term to describe the ignorance that abbotsford seems to reek of. abbotsford being a town full of bible thumpers, they are often s hocked and angered by the big city world.

'wow that guy over there's gotta be abbotsford ignorant'

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