Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

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deadly

Life threatening

Don't drink the poison, as it is deadly.

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Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

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Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

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DAHA

1.)Hi or hey or whats up. A greeting.
2.)Can also be used when you have no comment.

1.)DAHAAA!!!
2.)"I think I might be getting a new fish tank."
"Daha."

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Wookie

Here is the real definition of a wookie. It's when a chick is sucking you up, you bust in her mouth then say bitch do the wookie, and she gargles your cum and makes the sound of chewbacca.

Damn, that bitch can wookie like no other

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