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Palm Salsa

The residue left on keyboards, computer mouse, and places in the office where hands rest during office practices.

I can't stand to use his mouse. He leaves serious Palm Salsa on everything.

by Paul August 24, 2004


Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

by Paul June 06, 2005


tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

by Paul April 19, 2004


pebbledashing

The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog

that shit was incredible i peebledashed!

by paul December 25, 2003


math debate

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

by Paul September 03, 2003


ned

A young spotty unemployed shellsuit wearing tink, who thinks thunderbird is a drink for posh people, his ambition is to go to jail and offend as many normal people as possible, the highlight of his week is giro day or slashing someone at the weekend, scared to look at you on his own, but thinks he is hard as fuck in a group of 20 other neds, picks fag buts from the street and hassles people for spare change.

No I am not going to give you my spare change you fuckin ned,

or, get a job you fucking ned

by Paul January 14, 2004


the casualaties

the best fucking band ever!!!

the best punk/oi band ever!in punk history

by paul February 26, 2005