Griffined

a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.

Your girlfriend is sucking that guy's dick over there, you just got Griffined!

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binski

One who smells bad and talks too much, annoying and throws coniption fits, sits at his desk and sword fights with pens, sucks a volley ball.

When somebody is sitting at there desk doing all of the above, or really sucking at volley ball...

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ass poet

Someone who writes poetry devoted to ass

-What's up ass poet?
-I have to write some poetry about ass.
-What do you have so far?
-The young lass had quite an ass.
-Not bad.

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Mara

A truly retarded bitch that doesnt realize that "goth" was a race of people from what is now Germany.They wore neither black clothing, nor did they wear black lipstick to "express their truly morbid blah blah whatever"

so good job saying something about being truly goth, I mean I havent seen a visigoth in YEARS, what with the whole Germany becoming a country in 1851.

Random Ock #1-"Hey have you talked to mara today?"

Random Ock #2-"Naw dude, last I heard she was some kinda German"

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Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

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istanbul

somewhere in this gerneral area

if im here and your there and istanbul is somewhere in this general area...then who the hell is that

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durndurn

a whodechole also known as donald

durn durn has a feep detish for ef