ingoranus

An ignorant asshole

George Bush is an ignoranus

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hobbo

1) A lower form of dork; one who sucks assloads. 2) any person who sucks in larger than average ways. (see also: "livejournal whores") plural= hobbos

Jean and Nathan are the ultimate hobbos.

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bd

bd originating from a simple gesture meaning "two thumbs up"

Look at your hands when you are giving two thumbs up, what letters do they look like? bd

Talking online to a friend:
friend 1 - "Dude, I just bought a new truck!"
friend 2 - "bd"

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mississippi mudpack

When a woman is sitting on a man's face (69 position or otherwise) and she smears her dirty ass all over his face. Just like getting a mudpack facial at the spa.

I gave John a mississippi mudpack the other day. He's still picking shit out of his nose.

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beavis and butthead

Beavis and Butt-Head

Note the hyphen. That's how it's really spelled. Go there for the real defines

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influential

having the power to affect David Sklansky's earning potential

The WSOP is the 3rd most influential thing in poker.

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hella tight

An expression, often used by a linguistically inept or otherwise inadequate teenager, indicating

Dude, Justin Timberlake is hella tight.

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