The Old Abe

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.

Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.

Exploding Mom Disease

A disease that causes moms to spontaneously combust at any given moment. It is currently without a cure

“Dude, why would you say that? My mom has exploding mom disease!! I bet you feel horrible now…”

Quando Peef

Quando Peef is the little man who lives under the sink. He’s 1 foot tall, very agile, and morbidly obese. He chillin, though.

Quando Peef just escaped from his chamber and cannot be stopped!