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The Abheer Latrodectus is a name of a spider which is known to give oral sex to
itself. It has a female part and a male part so any other spider is a potential mate.
Its only known preadator is the Anerid Pholcidae. This brutal spider eats the
Abheer by first injecting it with a slow killing poison, and then it eats the Abheer's
genatalia. After that the Anerid places an egg sack inside the Abheer's body.
The abheer is a really cool spider found in the amazon
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A character in many popular dolan duck webcomics. Spodermen potrays the character spiderman, in an inaccurately drawn meme.
Spodermen, like all the dolan comic memes, is known for his despicable grammar. Many youtube channels have been made, some keeping up with random hilarious videos that can sometimes be insulting to races, genders, sexual orientations, and even religion.
spodermen, spodermen, dose watevr an spoder cen. cen u swing, frum his dik? yes u cen, if ur an chik. look out, heer cums teh spodermen.
Person-Spodermen, do you have swag?
Spodermen-yes i hav sweg, u is an fagit.
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When none of your relationships last over 5 fucking seconds.
Tayswifting
When none of your relationships last over 5 fucking seconds.
Girl 1: *goes up to boy* will you go out with me?
Boy: Yea sure I've liked you for a while now.
*hugs, kisses*
*Boys phone rings*
Boy: *on phone* yeah, ill be home soon. ok/ ok/ love you too.
Girl: BITCH WTF
Boy: what?
Girl: Seriously you fucking asshole your already cheating on me! You fucking spoooon I hope you BURN IN HELL BITCH.
Boy: I was talking with my mom -_-
Girl: You were cheating on me with your MOM?
Boy: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Girl: We are OVER! *starts crying*
Boy: Srsly? Its been like 10 seconds and ur breaking up with me?
Girl: Starts laughing and putting lipstick over her face/
Boy: wtf are you ok
Girl: *Head turns 180 degrees*
Boy HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Girl: *In demon voice* Im ok... but you wont be.
Boy: FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE SHIT HOLY SSHIT
Girl: *Takes Out knife* *cuts boy's dick off*
Boy: WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT YOU JUST CHOPPED OF MY DICK YOU CRAZY BITCH
Girl:*stabs boy 54 times in the chest*
*Boy dies*
*Police COME to the scene*
Policeman: Poor boy was a victim to tayswifting
Girl: *Gets admitted to mental hospital"
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