Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

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TOY

(Thinking Of You)
Term used for couples who are cheating and need to use abbreviations to communicate.

Engineer Dave – Hey Stunnin did you get that text?
Puma – Ya what does TOY mean?
Engineer Dave – Thinking Of You
Puma – Awww!!!!! That’s so sweet….

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brainout

Someone with no brains (nothing upstairs).

That bitch is brainout! Good thing shes got that body 'cause her head is empty.

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