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torque

Torque is so great that he is awesome!

What an awsome guy, that Torque

by T March 24, 2003

3πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


hi

A word used when entering or in the bizzaro world, a word used when exiting

Bob enters and sees john
Bob: "Hi John"

by T May 28, 2004

5πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


guys

Idiot monkeys who were put on this planet for no fucking reason! They have no brains and drool over pretty women.

That guy is such an asshole!

by T March 12, 2003

30πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Paragon

An example of excellence. The very best of the best.
Also one who aspires to have paragon status.

What does Paragon mean?? Oh hell, go look it up.

by T May 26, 2003

331πŸ‘ 145πŸ‘Ž


screaming mimis

A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.

I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.

by T June 29, 2004

66πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


couch surfer

one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends' couches. A friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. Can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. See A Brad

After Brad left and I had the upholstery professionally cleaned, I wasn't about to open the door to any more couch surfers.

by T March 16, 2005

46πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


BAS

Bitches. Aint. Shit.

A group of youthful teenagers who are known for their amazing ability at doing what they want, such as giving bitches purple dragons and fingering the po-po.

"whurrd you get your weed from?"
"bas."
"sickter."

by T April 1, 2005

171πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž