cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

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hideous freak of nature

Any nasty skanky person, animal or thing.

He looks like he got his butt beat with an ugly stick; what a hideous freak of nature!

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nards of doom

Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.

Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.

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FUF

"Fucked Up Face" - Usually regarding a woman who has an incredible body but a nasty-ass face.

DAMN ! Your girlfriend's sister, Tamika, has big ol' titties and great ass.....to bad she has that FUF (Fucked Uo Face).

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splackavellie

Every woman needs here own Splackavellie
A brotha she can call when her man aint doin her right
He can work it all night
Until tha morning light
Make her feel right right right

im tha splackavellie

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kkkappers

N.The act in which soemone of the afican american riace busts a cap into the body of a kkk member

Oh no pa! the kkkappers are here...lets hide under this here bail of hay

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wigguns

First mentioned on 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Series' - A tingling of the skin or spine when something makes you nervous or wary, akin to goosebumps: "the wigguns" is similar to "the willies" or "the shivers"

"That haunted house seriously gave me the wigguns!"
"I get the wigguns just thinking about having sex with that nasty old man."

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