homoprobe

A butt plug used by homos.

I must be a homophobe according to politically correct propaganda since I don't want to go anywhere near a homoprobe.

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panty clam

the woman's sex mollusk

she opened her legs to expose her panty clam

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coming down

could be the worst effing thing in the universe.. to barely even noticing. in reference to a drug wearing off.. meth, weed, heroin, coke.. you name it.

ahh shit.. i'm coming down!

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chisler

A person who is trying to scam you for cash (not a "thief" who will just take the money, or "scam artist" who is trying to scam you out of more than money), usually in a setting involving a transaction that would normally be no big deal

"That chisler tried to raise the price from $15 a bag to $40 after I came out to meet him!"

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nacho

Not yours

I found a wheel of cheese in the street and took it home. My wife asked me what type of cheese what is, I said Nacho Cheese. She asked how I knew that. I said it was because a man was running down the street yelling, 'thats Nacho cheese, thats nacho cheese'.

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exce

pr0 counter-strike player

as in #classified.cs on quakenet

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budgies tongue

Slang for a womans clit

She is so sexy i would love to lick her Budgies Tongue

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