fifi

A quiet, but not silent fart.

I let fly a fifi and it smelled rank.

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anal woody

When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.

Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody.

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Check your oil

A prostate exam.

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.

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bopping bologna

Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.

When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.

15👍 5👎

r&r

Canadian Whiskey purchased in liquor stores.. tastes like shit but gives you a niice feeling when intending to get drunk.

Yo, let's drink some R&R tonight and live.

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smacktard

An idiot deserving to be smacked; someone who needs a good thrashing.

Someone who spams forums with pictures and comments that nobody cares about.

Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"

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hella

never hear it in the midwest my bud from cali says it all the time
for very

that game is hella cool

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