Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

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crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

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chickenmcfuckwich

corporate and very bad

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt

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clot

one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity

Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.

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Wang Cheddar

wang WANG waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNNNNNNNNg w(wang)a(wang)n(wang)g(wang)
A kid who sits in his room and does chemistry alot for me.

Wang Cheddar fought off the evil masses while doing his chem skill builder.

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octomonkey

an multi-limbed siumian, an eight armed monkey, its pretty self explanatry. created in a secret lab on an indian berial ground in central klopatchistan. habitat swamp mangroves, diet small klopatchistani volcano rabbits. very highly priced for there fur

"look at that octomonkey in the tree"
or
"ahhhhhhhh that octomonkey just eviscerated that klopatchistani volcano rabbit"
or
"nooooooooooooooo killer octomonkeys chewing my leg"

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dear friends

The name of the north american tour of music from the video game series Final Fantasy. Started February 19 in Chicago at the Rosemont theatre. The Tour kicked off with a full house of nerdy Final Fantasy players including myself. Nobuo Uematsu is the composer of this awesome music.

Dude the Dear Friends concert will totally Rock the Casbah

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