grumble pants

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.

"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"

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SysRq

SysRq is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. SysRq used to have it's own key, but now it has been forced into sharing with Print Screen. SysRq is bitter because of this, and many fondue sets have been tarnished due to SysRq's poor attempts to curry the favour of it's fellow victims Pause Break and Scroll Lock. SysRq is currently working on a novel, however since it has no hands, progress has been slow.

sysRq wants TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

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fandabilous

slightly better than fabulous, e.g the smae as exelent

that coat is fandabilous

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Cockass

It's the offspring of a Donkey and a rooster

Look at that baby Cockass

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Burban

A common way to refer to a Chevrolet Suburban, a rather large SUV produced by American car manufacturer Chevrolet, owned by General Motors.

"Damn, I didn't know there was a big ditch on this route, I could really do with a Burban right now!"

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Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
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Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

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impruida

Music that is usually freely improvised, but sometimes exhibits very loose, mainly conceptual, structure.

I was just downtown and I heard some astounding impruida!

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