shrimp boat captain

the master of shrimpin

Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp

18👍 35👎

scene

1. A term to define hardcore and metalcore kids, mainly around demographics of 24 years old and under. These are the same kids who may be considered fashioncore, emo, hXc and etc. with their tight jeans as well long shags blindfolding their eyes.

2. A way of saying "cool" in definition #1's very perspective of relevance. It's used to express approval/acceptance usual to a scene kid by a scene kid.

1. Dude remember when Norma Jean toured with Through The Eyes of the Dead? That was the best scene show I've ever attended.

2.
xxxCRYMEARIVERANDDROWNMYSELFxx: dude I just got the nevea tears album!
slitXXXXXXwrist: THAT'S SO SCENE!

377👍 356👎

wigger

a white boy who thinks he's black, hangs out with nothin but black people, wears baggy pants, talks slang, thinks he's a player, thinks he's a "homeboy", and uses "yo" too much, and thinks he's a gangster but he's really a wankster

yo, yo ,yo homeboy yo you heard dat new eminem junk yet yo

132👍 88👎

pengina

the pen that looks like a gina and dave will stik his shizzle in that nizzle anytime

gina is a vagina
matt likes tappin dat ass too
tommy is a good kid

49👍 56👎

askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

2👍 5👎

sporkmasta

Weakest of all masters often laughed at by janitorial staff.

Did you see sporkmasta yesterday? No he was probally too busy playing WoW

7👍 7👎

Sporkmasta

BIGGEST POSER OF ALL TIME!! Often associated with gender confusion, and sexual disorientation. Extreamly N00bish at Halo and frequently mistaken for a sac of potatoes.

Caught sporking on Sunday? No only a Sporkmasta would be that foolish.

3👍 7👎