Pillow Fluffer

An object, usually a golf club or baseball bat hidden under the passenger seat of an automobile, used to beat the crap out of anyone who gives you shit while you are in or near your car.

Norris, go get my pillow fluffer out of the car so I can smash this kids face in.

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patterson,ca

the illest town in cali.

patterson's sick

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PC Plum

PC Plum is a character from British kids show Balamoray, which is sweeping the nation.

He's a policeman who sings songs & helps Miss Hoolie solve crimes.

I'm PC Plum, I love the country!

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popes bedroom

a term for the barrel of a wave

i just got slotted into the popes bedroom

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The Ultimate Fighter

Awesome T.V. show that airs Monday nights 11:00PM Eastern time on Spike TV. I highly suggest you watch the show.

The show also airs Saturday nights at 10:00PM Eastern time.

16 guys all want to become a UFC fighter and get a UFC contract, each week two guys fight. The loser gets sent home, if they get knocked out; the winner gets 5 grand cash in their pocket.

Can't do anything tonight; I'm going to watch The Ultimate Figher at 11:00 tonight.

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Southpaw

Name for a person that fights typically with their left hand as their main striking hand. Their left hand will be out further than their right. Their left hand is always their power hand too.

Josh is a southpaw, I have to watch out for that.

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comehereyafarkinhoeandslobbamecrackpipe

The mating call of the Western Lowland Lordy

"I really like the cut of your jib young man, what school did you go to?"

"COMEHEREYAFARKINHOEANDSLOBBAMECRACKPIPE!"

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