hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

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poink

The action (and noise relating to this action) of piercing open a jar with a paper/foil seal on top, usually done with a spoon for best effect!

That poink made a very satisfying noise!

or

Can you poink the new jar of coffee for me?

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Antiwampuszapperflapper

Another name for those really big prey mantis type bugs.

"my god, look at the size of that antiwampuszapperflapper!"

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p-dogg

1.) to lurk, to stalk, to be "all about it".

2.) to be checkup on and cause annyonance.

Tracey p-doggs Rob hard when she goes out to see where hes at.

Dana's p-doggin the chip bag.

Greg keeps p-doggin us about how much we have to do

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shocking

weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.

you have homework today " well shocking".

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phaneuter

See definitions of the following phrases. Both combined can be used to describe phaneuter: fanooter; phanooter

I can smell your stinky phaneuter from here.

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mudflaps

Unwashed clitoris

I went down there and it smelt like a bog!

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