Cheeser

A very square, cheesy person who constantly makes an arsehold of his/herself

God I wish he'd leave me alone...he's a right cheeser

10👍 24👎

Doolangs

The male genitalia...balls, bollox, testes etc

Uh-Ive got cheesy doolangs!

3👍 1👎

Biffin's Bridge

The area between the vagina and the anus..cross if you dare!

Well it slipped out of the hole, across Biffin's Bridge and up the ante!

146👍 33👎

doo daas

The gonads

God, he kicked me in the doo daas!

2👍 2👎

metrosexual

A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

15👍 19👎

beachie

u iz a cool person

replace person with 'beachie' so u iz a cool beachie

7👍 12👎

turtle's head

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

91👍 7👎