ebonics

slanged up english

ebonics: fo shizzle my nizzle. holla bak fo a 40 n mah grill.
english: of course my african american friend. Come back to have a drink in my home.

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fish

A freshman (in high school or in a college/university)

Stupid fish, the lunchroom is over there.

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Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.

Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.

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electrolarynx

A handheld microphone-like device used by those whose voiceboxes are either damaged or have been removed due to cancer of the larynx or other conditions. Usually, they stick the device up to their throats, and speak -- the vibrations are carried to the device, which turns those vibrations into an audible voice. It sounds very electronic when they speak, and sometimes they even scare the children...

James has an electrolarynx and he sounds like Darth Vader.

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vegetarian hot lunch

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.

I gave that ho a vegetarian hot lunch!

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tongyan

A great being of immense magical powers. Once rumored to have ruled the mighty universe. It is believed that it at one time, it wasn't satisfied with its position and decided instead, to become a sweet, delicate angel, while retaining its power. We exist only to wait and see it emerge and reveal those latent powers to us. We have yet to see either.

Hi Tongyan! Wazaa?! (Because, it could be anyone...)

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Germany

Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.

Germany kicks ass with its badass guns.

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