one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".

You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.

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aylss

1) any sort of ass or back end of a large hairy being
2) a word that can be said at any occasion, to mean anything at all
3) used to make the sayer happy or laugh, "aylss" can be said at any time

1: What a humongous aylss that lunchlady has, and look at the panties she uses to cover it.
2: aylss aylss aylss aylss aylss(simple as that)
3: Eat my dirty aylss you whore

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Sodeju

1. Something unbelievable
2. To express a really astonishing thing.

Paul A, alias Piet Puffel is the founder of this word.

Example:
Piet Puffel :"Sodeju, Willem II played badly this match!"

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Jubious

Type of excitement that arouses the male genetalia so much that it may become painful.

Jade: "I took off all of my clothes, and he went jubious on me."
Raheem: "Did he cry?"

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philippines

A) Asia's banana republic(alt coconut)
B) 2nd largest archipelago in the world
C) a true melting pot of Asian,Hispanic and American cultures/values/genes!!!!

A-1945-Highest GNP per capita of countries in the Orient..2003-now behind Thailand and Malaysia despite tens of billions of us aid..also huge endemic graft/corruption issue...illegal drug exports..guerillas.....Catholic bueracracy...can anybody say Colombia in SE asia!!!
B) big archipelago...largest being Indonesia over 7100 islands at last count
C) Most surnames Spanish with much of the national language..Tagalog heavily influenced by Spanish(colonized by Spain at roughly the same time and duration as Mexico!!!)..descended from Malyayo/Polynesian seafarers...most recently colonized by Americanos...(walk down any street here "Hey Joe" as in GI....leading to the exotic blending of the Pinoy/ay today

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dirty verbrugge

performing a gay quimby on jerome verbrugge, and playing musical chairs to polish music whilst doing so

Now that we have verbrugge, and 5 guys, and polka, we can do a dirty verbrugge

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New Jersey

A geographically and culturally diverse east coast state that is often overshadowed by New York and Philly. New Jersey has many appealing tourist spots and is not given the credit that it deserves. There are, however, a few scary places in New Jersey, such as Camden, with the country's highest murder rate, and the Pine Barrens, where a little critter called the Jersey Devil eats helpless and stranded tourists with flat tires on New Jersey's Route 72.

New Jersey: The Garden State

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