The Libertines

A KICK ASS rock four-some from the UK. VOCALS/GUITAR: Pete Doherty(sometimes) VOCALS/GUITAR: Carl Barat
DRUMMER: Some kick ass black dude BASSIST: Some guy with sharp cheekbone structure.

The Libertines kick ass yo!

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Cobra

A little gay guy from romania,
the kind who kisses everyonde's ass, a real cock sucker.
allso known as: bursugay, bursucel, poponel, ciorba, cbr

famous quotes from Cobra:
"hai gabi, nu bagi botu si tu la savarina?"

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cobra

1. an uncircumsised penis
2. a red faced goon
3. dirty shmegma infested thing, gross gross dirty

1. that boy is gross he has a corba
2. sam has a cobra , that sux man
3. your cobra smells gross get away from me
4. Only ugly girls liek cobras (mugly)

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MTV

Music Television.
Ahahaha.
Turned to crap, pure crap.

girl: MTV is soo cool.
::sigh::

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MTV

Only keeps its viewers because of Jackass. Only good show is Jackass. Disappointing channel that has such a cool show called Jackass.

Dammit Jackass shouldnt have to suffer being on a shitty channel such as MTV, it should be on Comedy Central or something.....but oh wait, the two channels DID have a bidding war for the show, and dammit MTV won.......because it was desperate for viewers, so then here came the greatest show.....JACKASS!!! Moral of story??? I don't want my MTV, but I want my Jackass! And the MTV bastards cancelled 3-South, ANOTHER good show. MTV sucks ass.

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orgies

originated with adam and eve fucked with some snakes. a lot of people fucking simultanuously

"Rob gibson, you gonna go to that orgie tonight with Paul and Mandy and Chelsea and Kari and Tammy and Carly and Susie?"
"fuck yes girls, girls only like guys with good skills...bow hunting skills, numb chuck skills, computer hacking skills...and good orgie skills"
"Sweet"

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Goochbooger

A small piece of goopy material found on the gooches of dirty people, usually fecal matter of some sort.

I got terrible Gooch Breath when i was Gooch eating and i swallowed a Goochbooger

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