love

when you cant do anything but think about someone and nothing else matters to you

my girlfriend just broke up with me 3 days ago and i havent eaten, havent slept that much, i did nothing of my regular routine. i did nothing but think about her

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poss

A mispelling of 'boss'

"Yo, these altoids are poss."
"Wtf did you just say?"
"I...don't know ;.;"

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going steady

When you've been going out with one person for a considerable length of time.

(Often used on Saved By The Bell.)

Dom and I have been going steady for almost 7 months now.

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NBC

1. Nothing But Crap
2. Not Best at Comedy
3. Not Big in Cable (especially since they dumped Michael Savage)

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SOS

Term used by Naval Officers In Time Of Great Need Meaning "Save Our Ship!"

"Capt.Henderson, Send Out A S.O.S Pronto!"

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wet kiss

When a man is on his hands and knees in the doggy style position, his partner is behind him giving him a blow job. When the partner is in the down position, their nose is pressed into the scrotum, then the man proceeds to farts on their forehead and yells wet kiss.

Last nite sally wanted to get kinky so she started giving me head from the back, so i gave her a wet kiss on her forehead.

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Cough Drop

When you stick your dick down a chikenhead mouth until she gag on it.

That assclown chikenhead aint never sucked cock before so i gave her a bangin ass cough drop.

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