Rural Dictionary

prison

by barney March 9, 2004

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America is a place that produces the scariest most horrid creatures, in the area of LA (los angelos) Attention suckers will chase you screaming with a large camera in their hand "HOW MUCH DOES YOUR RENT COST) and will make sure to never cover your face when asked. Texas has violent creatures that hold pistols saying its their right to hand a MAC-10 to their 5 year old. Florida produces gay haters in the vast heat but on the positive side has the best gator wrestlers. Many more dangerous areas exist in America but the real danger is the acidic food, killing any european that is nearby, the most deadly being Mc Donalds, which has the same affects as hiroshima to normal people. Note: this is my first definition so its probably bad :-:

Bob: Why does no one come to america anymore?
Emily: I dont know! its so much better than smelly europe and asia!
Axle walks in
Axle: wtf

*axle starts vomiting and foaming at the mouth from the food.

by barney September 21, 2023

ASHTON KUTCHER

A lil queer ass. His biggest claim to fame is ( that 70s show ) and being with The now 40 somthing Demi Moore, what does she want with a 25 yr old dufus like him? Ashton Kutcher is a jack ass and he is funny lookin. He is also on the show punkd and hangs out with britney spears.

Ashton Kutcher the 25 yr old who acts like a kid.

by barney February 27, 2005

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Shart

To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell

Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell

Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts

Anna: ew...

by barney September 26, 2023