Baboon

caked up monke

a monke with a fat ass is a baboon

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That's crazy

I don't give a shit please stop talking

Guy 1: blah blah blah blah
Guy 2: that's crazy

wasp

A demon spawned from hell, and the living embodiment of evil. They will try to fuck with you even if you mind your own business. They have 0 purpose.

Random dude 1: Hey, that dumbass wasp is trying to fuck you up

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threw her baby down the stairs

Threw her baby down the stairs, then I grew some nipple hairs

I threw her baby down the stairs

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All women are queens

IF SHE BREATHES... SHE'S A THOT!!!!

Guy: all women are queens
KING: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT

Skinny redneck

One of, if not the most dangerous kind of redneck

Random guy I'm too lazy to make a name for: Skinny Rednecks are pretty dangerous
Guy I feel like needs to be here in order for the first guy's sentence to make sense

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come on down and try some corn

If you don't come on down and try some corn your newborn will be sacrificed

"come on down and try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born"

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