Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

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hymie

A mildly pejorative term for Jews, made famous by Jesse Jackson

We're on our way to Kennedy Airport in Hymietown.

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son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier

(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch

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stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

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puppy

(1) A thing.
(2) A person.

(1) I wouldn't mess with that puppy; it's breakable.
(2) Tom Delay is one sick puppy.

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Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

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meshuggah

Crazy; nuts; psycho; a few sandwiches short of a picnic. From the Yiddish.

Sky-diving? You'd have to be meshuggah.

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