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fecal baby

Fantasy offspring of the infertile.

"You're little, you're ugly, you smell bad, but your ALL MINE!"

by cornholio October 13, 2003

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Ras Tafari

The late Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia; held in mystical regard by rastafarians.

Ras Tafari fled, but acted with great dignity when the Italians invaded.

by cornholio October 30, 2003

58πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


high-rider

Passe term for the type that had ski-racks on their cars in the summertime, with a sticker that said "Think Snow."

That blond high-rider was a complete idiot.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


parlor pink

A not-quite-Bolshevik that acts like she doesn't really mean it. Cookie-pusher.

Arianna -- from right-winger to parlor pink in fifteen minutes.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

17πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 12, 2003

37πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


piercing

Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others

At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.

by cornholio October 12, 2003

470πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


gibbone

A crude, inept person

The plumbers who came to fix the leak were a pair of gibbones.

by cornholio September 28, 2003

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž