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cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

90πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


SOD

As a verb, "screw" (probably up the ass); "to hell with ____"

Sod the Frogs!

by cornholio October 10, 2003

48πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Chinks

Chinese food (yes, in China it's just food). Offensive.

Lets go out and get us some Chinks.

by cornholio October 20, 2003

112πŸ‘ 446πŸ‘Ž


purple haze

Slang for either LSD or purple cannabis.
originally meaning LSD(according to dictionaries and drug resources)
more recently redefined and popularized in refference to purple cannabis.
Both usages are correct, however it is more commonly used in refference to cannabis.
... also a popular song by Jimi Hendrix written under the influence of LSD...

"Got weed on the ton
I'm bangin with my hand up her dress like, unh
I'll make her cum, purple haze in my lungs"-THE GAME (f/ 50 Cent) LYRICS This Is How We Do

"Purple haze all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?" - Jimi Hendrix Lyrics Purple Haze

"Are You Experienced, one time I just heard that recently, I must have been high or something. Yeah, when I heard it, it was like, um, I said, 'Damn! I wonder where my head was at, when I said all those things,' you know. But I don't consider that more invention of psychedelic, 'cause it's asking a lot of questions. I said, 'Damn! Wait a minute, I feel ... you know, 'scuse me while I do this,' for a second maybe, it could be stuff like goin' in different strange areas and all this, like most curious people do. And I just happened to put it on "Purple Haze." But the way I write things, I just write them in, with a clash between reality and fantasy mostly... ALTHAM: Well, I think psychedelic to most people has connotations with LSD.

HENDRIX: Oh, you mean strictly LSD? You mean with that type of consciousness?

ALTHAM: Yeah, with dreams...

HENDRIX: Oh right! Oh yeah, well you have to give them a little bit of it to dream on, because so they can hear it over again, 'cause they might be in a different mood. Well, dreams come from different moods. So it's nothin' but moody... you know laughs." -Keith Altham Interview with Jimi Hendrix 1970

by cornholio February 11, 2005

260πŸ‘ 208πŸ‘Ž


blue state

A state that has recently gone democratic; see bicoastal; opposite of red state.

In the blue states, the bobos like Howard Dean, but he'll never carry the red states.

by cornholio October 30, 2003

30πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 12, 2003

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


doo-doo

Dung; caca; fecal material referred to in a childish vein; trouble but not real bad trouble

"We're in deep doo-doo, now, Mr. Bush," she whispered anxiously.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

103πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž