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Official member of the American Mafia, which of course does not exist except in movies
It ain't wise to insult him; he's a "made guy."
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Achieve an erection; get a hard-on; by extension, perform any difficult task.
He's so asexual, he couldn't get it up at an Annie Sprinkle marathon.
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The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.
Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.
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Dated criminal slang for a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer
My mouthpiece is trying to get me to plea bargain my deuce down to a reckless.
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The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step
I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge
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The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole
Fall River is the asshole of the world
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A mythical creature that is rumored to roam the wilds of the South East of England. The fuggerung's visage is reportedly so hideous that any would-be traveller/challenger who has encountered the beast has rarely returned to tell his tale.
Those that do return are driven mad by the horrors of the fuggerung, and when asked as to what they saw can only twist their face into a cruel distortion of their normal figures. This condition is often referred to as Man-this-soup-is-hot syndrome.
"Oh, I am now a weary traveller, but I have ye one more question. What has become of Sir Thomas of Cheriton?"
"Why good sir, he is never seen again. For he has seen the fuggerung, and is mad with terror!"
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