potsicle

The Ice Cream Man hands this out instead of a popsicle. Usually only given out when he makes his 3 a.m. trips around the neighborhood. He thinks he's tricking people with that damn Jack and Jill music! We're on to your tricks!

Johnny Pothead: Look guys, there's the Po--er, I mean Ice Cream Man again! Lets go get our potsicles!

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bodeg

The ramifications of failing to wipe all the shit of your ass after taking a crap. Specifically, a "sticky" situation.

Shit, I got bodeg so bad, it's gonna rip a good chunk of my ass hairs off!

Funkatated

Really messed or not right.

That teacher is funkatated.

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fisting

To jam ones hand into anothers ass or cunt.

Vikki said, c,mon jenny, fist me harder. It wont fit!

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Alex

The name of the boy I like but I'm never gonna tell him

Keisha:Who Is your crush?
Me:Alex <3

blue monster

Period. Monthly present.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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joaquinian

A fan of the actor Joaquin Phoenix (Gladiator, Walk the Line). The nickname was created by fans on the imdb chat boards.

GIRL: I am a joaquinian through and through!
PRONOUNCED: wah-keen-ian

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