floopy

when a man's cock is extremely soft, enabling his girlfriend, or anyone he chooses, including himself, to play with it, flopping it around from side to side, up or down, and enjoying the flaccidity by squeezing

you cock is so floopy! it's so much more fun than when it's hard...

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dq

DQ: An acronym used by staff in long-term medical facilities (care centers) for Decubitus Ulcers.

Commonly known as Bedsores, these pernicious, open wounds are usually found on the buttocks or hips of decrepit, (incontinent), often senile old people in rest homes.

DQ: An acronym use by Dairy Queen as a brand label for some hamburgers and other foods.

“After I clean up the shit and piss off Mr. Simmons, and finish treating his oozing, malodorous DQ on his ass, I want to go to Dairy Queen for a DQ Burger, DQ Fries and a Blizzard. Mm, mm, mh”

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Dawn Patrol

The act of getting up extremely early - sometimes before sunrise (i.e, "dawn") -to go surfing. This term is most often used by Surfers, but it still can be used outside of surfing and refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Bob, Varno, and I are surfing a dawn patrol session at Rincon tomorrow morning.

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baloney

Baloney. A key component in the game, Hide the Baloney. The game is played by a man and a woman in which they try to find places to hide the baloney.

"Lets play hide the baloney!"

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NA

Naturally Aspirated. Used in many gran turismo games. A way of making your car faster and overall better performing than stock, without super or turbo chargers. To do this "tune-up", many things can work, lighter parts for the engine and a lighter block. Also increasing compression (ratio of volume in cylinders when at the down stroke compared to the volume at the top of the stroke. Cam shafts with larger domes to hold the valves open longer. High output injetion or carb and also thinner head gaskets and much more. A more costly way of improving performance, but with great return. For ways of increasing power and making your car a weed eater all in one, see NOS .

chevyman- dude, i had no idea a few little things could make my car the shit.
riceboy-yeah, whatever, my car has NOS and it will take your camaro anyday.
chevyman-what is your 1/4 mile?
riceboy-18.67 @ 80 m/ph.
chevyman-you need to shave about 6 seconds to beat me.

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rico suave

Rico Suave is basically a man who is for all intended purposes the following: Good Looking, muscular, "macho"-being totally cool toward everyone and everything, very clean and neat in appearance, a man who is 100% man: almost every lady is attracted to him because of his great charismatic ability, and when need be, he can be a real bad guy to mess with. Rico Suave is more of a definitive personality type, go to the beach in the summer and you will see several who fit the above, in addition to wearing sunglasses and jewelry, he is a ladies man, enjoying fast cars, hot woman, and good at hustling people in pool. Rico Suave is what every man wants to be, but 99.7% of men never live up to.

"Man, that guy has it going on, he's a real Rico Suave"....

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pdoa

public display of affection

When you see a couple dry humping on the dance floor,Hey!! no pdoa....get a room!!!

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