automatic

A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.

My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.

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bed

a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)

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to blow a guy

v. : the act of preforming homosexual oral sex on another male; being someone's bitch
plural : blows guys

"TJ is getting horney, he wants to blow a guy"

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Doppeldyker

1. A lesbian who bears a strong resemblance to their significant other.

2. Your lesbian lookalike.

Have you seen Sam's girlfriend? She's dating her doppeldyker!

Pete Holmes is lesbian Val Kilmer's doppeldyker.

white trash

n. : Someone with one of the follow charcteristics:
1. Lives in a Trailer
2. Watches NASCAR
3. Listens to Country Music
4. Has less than 4 teeth left
5. Kisses another family member on the mouth
6. Engages in sexual intercourse with family
7. Uses food stamps
8. Goes to cock fights
9. No high school diploma
10. Is offended by Jeff Foxworthy

"Hey bitch, stop peeing on my lawn you piece of white trash!!"

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Flash Electron

Also- Flash J (Julius) Electron. (Flash Jewl-ee-us Eel-ec-tron)
A robotic cartoon character. Gets name from single anntena petruding from the right hand side of his head, containing one light bulb on the end in wich flashes on command.
Created in the year 2000 as a companion for The Ball.
Appearance- Square head, large eyes, no mouth, circular oval body, cross pattern in stomach area, pant-like legs, large feet, skinny arms and no hands.
Used to be able to transform completely but idea was scrapped.
Is good friends with Natalie Mesmeric.

"Flash is the coolest guy in existance"- God

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Jute

One who frequently subscribes to Afro-Eurasian prostitutes (and therefore carries numerous unpleasant STD's)

Shut up you dumb Jute!

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