kaki

hebrew word for Shit

I have kaki
eima shah oachalet kaki
(Your Mother Eating Shit)

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s4

2000-2002 An Automobile that is made by Audi. It is a 2.7 litre 90 degree V6 with 5 valves per cylinder. Standard with 2 "Twin" turbochargers, hence the name biturbo. 0-60 on a 6 speed transmission is under 6 seconds. The S4 is equipped with a "quattro" 4 wheel drive system. It is also easily modifiable, and has plenty of parts out on the market. BMW M3 owners.. you have been warned.

S4's are often seen on Freeways passing other automobiles at speeds above 120MPH.

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turkey club

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time

Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one

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ROFM

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

Dude: Shit, that guy is hot!
Guy: That's disgusting
Dude: ROFM
Guy: Get out of my house.

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welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

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babe

Thing which is fun to pass time by staring at.

man I have been watcing that chick for hours.

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Graal

An extraordinarily bad thing; something no one would ever want.

Man, I don't want any of that graal.

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