Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

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cumjunkie

1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut

Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.

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oh fo fo sho

1. West Brook High School dirtleg planning on graduating in the year 2004. But grades or attendance records may keep some from making that accomplishment. (GED is there only option after failure of graduating.) 2. Cock gobbler. 3. Person who gets drunk off of nonalcoholic drinks (Usually consisting of Sun Kist soda and tap water.) 4. Often uses vegetables (pickles, squash, potatoes, etc.) as sexual toys. 5. Has sexual intercourse up the rectum (Doggy style) on a ladder while singing some David Allan Coe. 6. Often seen on the sandy creek bottoms having sexual intercourse on the rag (red sand).

oh fo fo sho dog

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hindian

A native of the Indian techtonic plate region of south asia; and worshipper of the hindu religion. Order: hindus indianous. These people dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont understand english if you have a valid question on any real tech support. They also hate paki's. dirty, stinky pakis.

Abu is a Paki-hating Hindian.

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Hindian

A native person of India, practicing the Hindu religion. They come from the order hindius indius and are indiginous to the indian tectonic plate. they dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont know english to confuse the fuck out of ther rest of us.

"No, you stupid Hindian, I want my fucking money back, not a Harry Potter pillow set!"

-Aaron Spalding

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tikikafufu

a highly uncontagious disesase involving a dogs pelvic region. you can get this disease from having intercourse with female dogs.

"Dude i fucked a dog, and now im dying from tikikafufu."

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Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

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