dropping off the kids at the pool

To take a mega large crap in the toilet. The kind that splashes water back up.

Naaa man, I can't come... I gots to go drop of the kids at the pool.

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fingers

when you're too poor to afford a dildo so you have to improvise and just stick your fingers in your vagina.

i was fingering all night it felt real good and i got all horny.

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Homework faries

Small, hidden, magical faries that come in after you are done taking a test and change your right answers to wrong ones. The reason "no child left behind" exists.

Man, if it were'nt for those HOMEWORK FARIES I would've gotten an "A" on that test, but they changed my answers so I got a "C"

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zippy

The greatest hero in the history of the Empire. A feared adversary of Rebels everywhere.

Zippy pwnzors you!
All fear Zippy, Lord of the Sith!
Zippy! Zippy! The Imperial horse thingy!

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snarlee bere

a snarlee bere is a bear. its snarl sounds like aaaaarr. if you see a snarlee bere you will topple of a mountain.

look there's a snarlee bere (topples of mountain)