figjam

meaning of figjam is "fuck I'm good,just ask me."

used to describe person who has an unnecessarily high opinion of him or herself without them being aware of it as in " you are a real figjam,aren't you?" the persons response is usually "what is a figjam?", whereupon you enlighten them!

or can be used in a boastful manner as in "I am a real figjam, just ask me!"

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Nuclear Bomb

V. The act of slapping your veiny wand upon your partner's forehead after orgasm. This should leave a white mushroom shape on your partner's forehead.

After I blew on her face I gave her a nuclear bomb! *high five*

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