kracky

n. The coolest motherfucker around.

adj. Incredibly cool and kick-ass.

1. Kracky is the shiznit.

2. That was pretty kracky when those two hot chicks made out.

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chub of hell

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.

“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”

septon

Speechless, cool, with monster dick

He's such a Septon

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pan ridden

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.

“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”

deuce tres

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

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lurker

one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts

Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.

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info ho

a person who gives out personal information too freely and too early in any relationship

Jenn is such an info ho. She told me all about her toe fungus on our first date.

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