blotto

Blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme

You were so blotto last night

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dobinstoffers

muthafuckas whop fuck it up the asshole
and ija ja pankja!

ehehehehehehehe

spandex!
spandex
i love SPANDEWX!

i got a big heepin bowl of spandex-os the nutritional breakfast cereal manufactured by dobinstoffers in nazi work camps

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opal

a guy who gets a tail put on his ankle for his girlfriend usually boyfriend or imaginary freind

jim got a opal for sarah's birthday now she can fuk his foot

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9 ball

nine millimeter bullet

Sent a 9 ball spining his way

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shnoodle

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.

Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?

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floating on ice

To be drunk

you were floating on ice last night

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kwok

The King

Bow down to Kwok

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