to hoof

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.

I would rather be hooved than go to class today.

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bugger-lugs

extremely ugly!

Urghh!! Your face offends my mirror bugger-lugs!

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Sims 2

The Sims 2 is the sequel to the sims. It's a computer game with little people who you control and can either make them happy or depressed.

Girl: I am so bored, i want a fun pc game
Boy: Try Sims 2 - it rocks

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As I Die Slowly

"As I Die Slowly" is also known as AIDS.

I used that term because when a person has AIDS they are dying slowly.

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townie

Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls!!

Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies

townie: 'oi slut'
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)

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mantabulistic

its means something wonderful involving a man

The Matrix was one mantabulistic movie! ex.2 All of us are into Incubus's mantabulistic sond!

ditto

no real back round. refers to an agreement.

"I love this show"
"ditto!"

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