townie

Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls!!

Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies

townie: 'oi slut'
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)

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shstoopid

someone who is so unbeliveably stupid, they don't even deserve the right word for it

OMG, shstoopid, you're not supposed to smell that!

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holy mac

Slang for something ming boggling... Easier and shorter than saying holy macrole(the whole phrase). Usually heard during a dramatic or suprised state of mind. The same meaning as "Holy Shit"!

When I saw you smash your guitar I was like "Holy Mac" but then i realized it was mine, and i was like "Holy Mac"!

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spilt milk

a situation beyond preventative measure; beyond control. "don't cry over spilt milk"

janet saw her man with another woman, delegated it spilt milk, and promptly hit on his best friend.

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TMV

TMV stands for The Mars Volta. The most fucking kickass band on the planet.

Me: Have you heard of TMV?
You: No
Me: That makes sense because you are an MTV watching conformist.

61👍 25👎

Scoobed

extremely high or done for.

Damn i am scoobed for the night guys.

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robbie

a great guy who is so easy to open up to. The first guy i ever cried over. He has a beautiful smile and a sweet fro.

Robbie is over there you should go talk to him.

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